Amid accusations of mis-management and feuding ethnic divisions, Swamp Soccer Australia have managed to scrounge together the funds to enter a team in the UK championship. The hopes of the nation will rest on the shoulders, buttocks and spleens of the mixed 'Australian Swamp Soccer Team' (think of the acronym on the shirt ; )
The final roster has yet to be decided, and it is still possible that boardroom machinations may prevent the team from competing, as QANTAS have refused to provide a free charter flight with on board masseuses, meaning stars like Harry Kewell have refused to participate. Kewell claims that his first duty is to compete for his club in the Champions League final. This has lead to a backlash from fans, questioning his loyalty to the national team and demanding that he "get his priorities straight!"
Reuters
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